Orny Adams returns and the show opens with him & Adam discussing which one of them is more self-absorbed, some of the things coming out about P. Diddy, whether or not one should feel bad about using a “fast-pass” to skip lines, and why ALL women are heroes. Next, Dawson joins to read the news including stories about Joe Biden blatantly ignoring directions from his staff, a Florida deputy sheriff being arrested & fired after accidentally shooting his girlfriend, Eric Stonestreet saying he was hurt when a Mitch & Cam “Modern Family” spinoff was rejected, and the U.S. Commerce Department proposing a ban on smart cars with Chinese or Russian tech. Then, they talk about the Pope refusing to endorse either Trump or Kamala, how Adam’s broken cold-tub isn’t keeping him gruntled and if there’s trouble in the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce relationship. For more with Orny Adams: INSTAGRAM: @ornyadams WEBSITE: www.ornyadams.com Brea Improv - Brea, CA - September 27th-29th Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club - Las Vegas, NV - Oct. 18th & 19th Visani Restaurant & Comedy Theater - Port Charlotte, FL - Oct. 24th-26th Thank you for supporting our sponsors: BotanicTonics.com, use code ADAM http://TommyJohn.com/Adam http://OReillyAuto.com/Adam #ornyadams #selfabsorbed #pdiddy #disneyland #disneyworld #fastpass #centurionclub #childlesswomen #mothers #heroes #dawson #news #joebiden #staff #florida #deputysheriff #arrested #fired #accidentalshooting #ericstonestreet #modernfamily #spinoff #commercedepartment #smartcars #china #russia #hacking #pope #trump #kamala #coldtub #coldplunge #gruntled #disgruntled #taylorswift #traviskelce