"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. - Trev's tour dates: Irvine, CA: Mar 28 Ontario, CA: Apr 4 Brea, CA: Apr 11 Long Beach, CA: Apr 25 San Francisco, CA: May 17-19 Tickets + more dates at https://www.trevorwallace.com Michael's tour dates: Portland, OR: Mar 29 Seattle, WA: Mar 30 Vancouver, BC: Mar 31 Niagra Falls, ON: Apr 12 Uncasville, CT: Apr 13 Tickets + more dates at https://www.blaucomedy.com - Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks