In David Sedaris’s fact check, Dax and Monica discuss Monica’s visceral reaction to her mom’s baby voice for her newborn nephew, Arnold Schwarzenegger failing to recognize Dax twice in Budapest, Dax’s first hemorrhoid while touring Europe, Monica neglecting to do her hair before meeting Taron Egerton, and pigeons’ ability to distinguish Picasso from Monet. Watch the interview: https://youtu.be/bQimCFMkTnA Watch Armchair Expert episodes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPEuwClyOzDdlrAmU-IwKncG87qrF7Vw Follow Armchair Expert on social: https://www.instagram.com/armchairexppod https://www.facebook.com/ArmchairExpPod/ https://twitter.com/armchairexppod Connect with Wondery https://wondery.com/shows/armchair-expert-with-dax-shepard/ https://www.facebook.com/WonderyMedia https://twitter.com/WonderyMedia https://www.instagram.com/WonderyMedia https://www.tiktok.com/@wonderymedia About the Show: Hi, I’m Dax Shepard, and I love talking to people. I am endlessly fascinated by the messiness of being human, and I find people who are vulnerable and honest about their struggles and shortcomings to be incredibly sexy. I invite you to join me as I explore other people’s stories. We will celebrate, above all, the challenges and setbacks that ultimately lead to growth and betterment. What qualifies me for such an endeavor? More than a decade of sobriety, a degree in Anthropology and four years of improv training. I will attempt to discover human “truths” without any laboratory work, clinical trials or data collection. I will be, in the great tradition of 16th-century scientists, an Armchair Expert. Watch Armchair Expert every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, and FRIDAY here on Youtube! Listen to episodes ad-free by joining Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting https://wondery.com/shows/armchair-expert-with-dax-shepard/ Chapters: 0:00 - We’re Back Baby 5:03 - Promising Finish Line 12:11 - Fizzy and Me 17:48 - Arnold It’s Dax 25:19 - My First Hemorrhoid 31:35 - David’s London Recs 33:43 - Gross Hair 46:21 - Feed Animals 47:32 - Hemorrhoid Rubber Bands 50:57 - Rats of the Sky #armchairexpert #daxshepard