_The End_ is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Head to https://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code YMH. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies. Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome. If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you. Your Mom’s House Ep. 854 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool 00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband 00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom 00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef 00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant 00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun 00:33:20 - International Realtors 00:36:35 - Safety Larry 00:39:38 - Mantak Chia 00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy 01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks 01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad