🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🎤 Follow Neil deGrasse Tyson: http://instagram.com/neildegrassetyson Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: http://youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at https://undrdog.com - New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. the moon landing. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Expert to Expert convenes and the astrophysicist and StarTalk host calls in to answer the only questions that matter: what exactly is the universe expanding into, would aliens find us hopelessly ugly, and how big does your ego have to be to think an alien crossed the galaxy just to probe you. Duncan pitches him Wet Goddess, the novel about a man who dated a dolphin, and Neil writes the title down. The investigation runs through his new book Lost In Space: 5,000 Facts for Navigating the Universe, neutrinos arriving at IceCube from the wrong direction, whether there is any real difference between top secret science and published science, Barbenheimer, the sea rising to the Statue of Liberty's left elbow, the James Webb Space Telescope finding galaxies that formed too early, rods from God, micronovas and lost civilizations, and the elephant nobody would believe in either. Then it turns adversarial. Kurt tells Neil deGrasse Tyson that "NASA doesn't lie" is a false premise, Duncan reads him the part about the Apollo 11 telemetry tapes being erased and reused, and Neil explains why he does not argue with conspiracy theorists and asks the boys to stay in their lane. He signs off. The Mystery Boys award him the Official Mystery Voice Science Award anyway, in absentia, and then the episode leaves the atmosphere: Devon Galore's mirror song, Kurt Debus and the rocket men who built the American space program, a Florida man and his flock camera, pre-trigger as a new medical condition, how to summon a succubus, the diaries of Marvin Minsky and Erwin Schrödinger, and a full descent into PSL scores, looksmaxxing, bone smashing, blackpill mathematics and Low Tier Normie. Also: UAP hearings and why nobody will just bring out the alien, Take Me to Your Leader as toilet reading, whether Neil deGrasse Tyson would take acid, why you can only kiss yourself on the lips, the interview gets graded by the two people who conducted it, and Buster ruins the outro. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_017 http://instagram.com/duncantrussell http://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy http://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast http://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:22 - Welcome Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson (not Mike) 00:01:09 - What is the universe expanding into? 00:02:59 - Lost in Space + Take Me To Your Leader 00:09:45 - The abduction/probing theory 00:11:54 - Science communicators vs. witch burners 00:19:52 - Neutrinos, IceCube and the wrong direction 00:23:12 - Top secret vs. published science 00:26:46 - Barbenheimer 00:27:27 - NASA doesn't lie' — Kurt vs. Neil 00:32:07 - The missing moon landing footage 00:34:35 - Why Neil won't argue with conspiracy theorists 00:39:56 - Micronovas, solar dust and lost civilizations 00:42:46 - James Webb's too-early galaxies 00:45:52 - Rods from God 00:48:35 - Are earthquakes speeding up? 00:50:13 - How does the world not end in five years?' 00:52:09 - The surveillance state 01:02:41 - Neil signs off 01:03:19 - The award we forgot to give him 01:07:42 - Kurt Debus, the first head of NASA 01:08:42 - The Florida flock camera guy 01:11:01 - Pre-trigger — a new condition 01:21:05 - Marvin Minsky and Schrödinger's diaries 01:24:03 - PSL scores and looksmaxxing 01:30:29 - Blackpill, bone smashing and the Clavicular doc 01:34:34 - Personality still counts 01:35:07 - Low Tier Normie 01:39:19 - We converted Neil deGrasse Tyson' 01:40:58 - Outro / Buster 01:43:34 - Sign-off + credits