In this jaw-dropping episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies, we dive into the wildest corners of history, faith, and science conspiracy. Episode 142 kicks off with a deep and highly questionable look at the new Pope and his mysterious rise to power. Is he divinely chosen, or is the Vatican hiding something again? You be the judge. Next, we revisit one of the stickiest disasters in U.S. history—the Boston Molasses Massacre. Yes, it was real, and yes, it was deadly. If you’ve ever wondered how molasses can take lives, this is your moment. But we don’t stop there. We crack open early World War II military documents that hint—no, scream—that dinosaurs might still be roaming parts of Africa. Government cover-ups? Forgotten fossils? Jurassic Park-level secrets? We have theories. Lots of them. Whether you’re searching for Vatican conspiracies, historical disasters, crypto-zoology, or just need to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, this episode delivers. Subscribe for weekly laughs, unqualified research, and the kind of conversations that’ll have your search history looking like a government watchlist. Search terms you might have used to find this episode include: new pope conspiracy, Boston molasses flood, molasses disaster, dinosaurs in Africa, WWII secret files, vatican secrets, comedy conspiracy podcast, weird history podcast, are dinosaurs still alive, cryptid sightings 2025, funniest podcast episodes, pope chosen by AI, molasses revenge, and other completely reasonable curiosities Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies Powered By Sunday Cool Tees! Start your order today! https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool New Episodes Drop Every Friday at 6AM EST. Ninjas Are Butterflies: https://www.tiktok.com/@ninjasarebutterflies?lang=en https://www.instagram.com/ninjasarebutterflies/?hl=en Host: Josh Hooper: https://www.instagram.com/superhooper/?hl=en Host: Andy DeNoon: https://www.instagram.com/livingforthedash/?hl=en Editor: Andrew Saludez: https://www.instagram.com/thepodcastninja/?hl=en Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0obq69pEi052aIDkIwL3Eu?si=84fb294b00ed40a0 Liston on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ninjas-are-butterflies/id1641726131 Cool Carll: https://www.instagram.com/coolcarll/?hl=en Custom Super Soft Shirts: https://www.sundaycool.com/ Custom Stickers: https://www.sundaycool.com/stickers Merch Store: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com