Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box. Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about officiating a wedding this Friday and writing the perfect speech. Unfortunately, his first draft reminds him of his dad because Chris somehow managed to make the whole thing about himself. This leads Jess to explain why women love a man who loves his wife. Plus, everyone chooses the one symptom they would eliminate forever, Tony reveals that he sweats while he poops, the heartburn conversation somehow returns, and Jess explains why she is afraid to enter her credit card information on any website. Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! #MysteryCrate #ChrisCote #USOpen #FootballSeason #LeBatardShow------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ✅ Follow & Subscribe to Our Podcasts on Spotify & Apple Podcasts ✅ 🔊 The Dan Le Batard Show 🔊 🟢 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2FuorRy... 🟣 Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... 🔊 Le Batard & Friends Network 🔊 🟢 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2ZYllDN... 🟣 Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... 🔊 Mystery Crate 🔊 🟢 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6nCctQZ... 🟣 Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ✅ Follow Us On Social! ✅ ☑️ The LeBatard Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lebatardshow ☑️ 📸 The LeBatard Show on Instagram: http://instagram.com/lebatardshow 📸 💥 The LeBatard Show on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lebatardshow 💥 🪄 The LeBatard Show on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/lebatardandfriends 🪄 ✅ Subscribe! ✅ 💻 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAIZ... 🤑 MERCH! 🤑 : https://lebatardaf.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Best Daily Sports Podcast on the Internet #lebatardshow #lebatard #thepirateship #sports #live #danlebatard