Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@HoopandHuddle 🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🎤 Follow Dave Smith: https://www.instagram.com/theproblemdavesmith/ 🎤 Follow Dr. Heather Lynn: https://www.instagram.com/DrHeatherLynn/ Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off @‌Ridge with code MYSTERYBOYS at https://www.Ridge.com/MYSTERYBOYS #Ridgepod - Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. https://BlueChew.com - One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week comedian Dave Smith of Part of the Problem sits down with the boys and immediately gets handed a Certificate of Appreciation printed on important government paper, which leads to Frank Abagnale being a liar, why you can buy a doctorate at Staples, and the Turkish human trafficker who became Santa Claus. From there the investigation runs through the Lindsay Clancy case as an MKUltra distraction, school shooter pills and SSRI onboarding, the Pulse nightclub shooting as blowback, the Daily Wire's latest romp Run Hide Fight along with the new Zionist propaganda pivot, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches, Courtney Love's dad, the CIA's fav Bohemian Grove, plus, the Prussian origin of compulsory school, kindergarten, and the Bellamy salute. Then the boys make Dave take the American Jewish Committee's online anti-Semitism quiz live on camera, and he finishes at a comfortable four out of ten. The mysteries get heavier when historian and author Dr. Heather Lynn calls in to lay out the symbolic reading of the Butler shooting and the Charlie Kirk killing: the pierced right ear of the Hebrew servant in Exodus 21, priestly consecration of ear, hand and foot, Chabad Lubavitch as an intel cult, Masonic passion plays, Albert Pike, the Blue Lodge, and why 33 is everywhere. Dr. Lynn also dismantles Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the Sumerian problem, cuneiform as a language isolate, the Shining Ones, the black-headed ones and the red ocher people, the Sumerian Noah and his breakaway civilization, the Younger Dryas, and the Garden of Eden read as an ancient slave revolt. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 18 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - The 'Zalom' bit (Kurt's Grok-made Hebrew) 00:06:15 - Balaam and the talking donkey 00:07:35 - The Lindsay Clancy case + the Candace Owens / Andrew Wilson debate 00:16:37 - Pulse nightclub and blowback 00:21:57 - The Zionist-propaganda pivot 00:34:43 - Kurt's doomsday-cult upbringing 00:36:48 - School was invented in Prussia 00:40:05 - Reading Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem 00:42:51 - Roseanne stories 00:48:35 - The AJC 'Translate Hate' antisemitism quiz 01:02:50 - Dr. Heather Lynn on the Butler shooting 01:10:49 - Epstein files, Charlie Kirk, and 'positive evidence' 01:16:19 - Crowley's Liber 4, theatrics, and the 33s 01:21:08 - Haiti, Prince Hall Freemasonry, and the only successful slave revolt 01:24:48 - The Anunnaki and Zecharia Sitchin 01:38:27 - The Garden of Eden, Enki, and the tree of life 01:42:32 - Tanner's targeted ads: Hypno Dollar and the TikTok Shop 01:49:36 - Defense-contractor video games and Discord leaks 01:54:53 - Kars4Kids and the Andrew Wilson GoFundMe