Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@HoopandHuddle Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - See if you qualify for GLP-1s at https://Ro.co/firstdate On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Childless MILF Kim Congdon for a hilarious conversation about the guy who waited until 1:52 AM to mention his fiancée, hating bars and alcohol while still trying to date, why Puerto Rico exposes every man's demons, the guy who dumped her because he couldn't afford her, the "cousin" whose cleavage he posted, Lauren finding her name in the middle of a stranger's list, hunting for a husband at Bass Pro Shop, $500 gun sights, stalkers, why open relationships only work for men, and whether Kim should text the guy who didn't call. Follow Kim: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kimcongdon/ Tour dates: https://www.kimcongdon.com/ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 168 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:25 - The Childless MILF Problem 00:02:56 - Underoath And The Skater Boy 00:06:21 - 16,000 Deleted Texts 00:10:39 - "I Can't Afford You" 00:14:54 - That's Not Your Cousin 00:19:35 - Men Love To Lie 00:22:09 - Barton Springs And Bass Pro 00:25:57 - Stalkers 00:31:29 - Why Didn't He Call? 00:34:55 - The Hotel Text Rule 00:40:02 - Open Relationships Don't Work 00:42:36 - Do We Text Him Or Not? 00:50:13 - Made Out With A 14-Year Friend 00:53:08 - Where To Find Kim