Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://nocd.com - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at http://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the investigation starts with the Liber Vaccae, an ancient homunculus text tied to forbidden experiments in reality manipulation, transformation, and perception control. From there, the thread connects Knights Templar symbolism to the Mickey Mouse logo, Disney-era control narratives, and the idea that cultural meaning is engineered rather than discovered. The conversation expands into White Lotus method acting as psychological conditioning, Duncan’s Irish right-wing doppelgänger, and Belfast as symbolic escalation in a larger narrative conflict. The boys also dive into Reddit reviews and online discourse around the Tenga Egg and other pocket toys, unpacking anonymous testimonials and consumer psychology. The discussion builds into one world government frameworks, missing-scientist anomalies, and the possibility that modern history is assembled rather than recorded. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 05 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:27 - MAGAA 00:02:34 - The Mystery Boys Have Life Updates 00:04:03 - Holding In Your Jizz For Power 00:08:29 - New Slur Alert! 00:10:08 - Please Book The Mystery Boys For Riyadh Festival 00:13:46 - Can Someone Be Allergic To Eating Kids? 00:15:16 - Tick Bites Make You Gay 00:16:23 - The Truth About The Zimbabwe Aliens 00:21:34 - Is Kurt Metzgerstein Jewish? 00:24:27 - A Reading From The Liber Vaccae 00:41:58 - Computer Using Human Brain Tissue 00:42:48 - Corrupt Doctor Running Abortion Clinic 00:44:48 - Back To Learning About The Liber Vaccae 00:45:22 - Frank Sinatra's Creepy Side 00:47:34 - Danny Elfman Rabbit Hole 01:00:32 - Kurt's Land Acknowledgement 01:04:04 - The Mysteries Of The K-Pop People 01:05:55 - A Surprise From Miss Bum Bum 01:07:01 - Chun Li Appreciation 01:08:53 - Duncan Teaches Kurt About The Vajankle 01:12:33 - The Ultimate Sex Doll 01:17:36 - Fleshlight Shame 01:29:05 - Mithrus and The Tenga Eggs 01:35:39 - Misgendering The Tenga Egg Reviewer 01:40:51 - Having Sex With My Mom 01:42:58 - Gay Shame Month 01:43:49 - Bottom Fever On Postmates 01:47:06 - The Bottom Doctor, Evan Goldstein 01:50:32 - White Lotus Method Acting 01:54:33 - Mikey Mouse Castration Explanation 01:56:36 - Duncan's Irish Right Wing Doppelganger 01:59:50 - Belfast Is Burning 02:03:11 - We Want A One World Government