Mazel morons! The Guys in Green are back IN PERSON in NYC, imagining a brighter future where The Rizzler becomes Prime Minister and marries a recently divorced Kelly Clarkson. Between bites of Apollo Bagels and whitefish, we delve into the world of internet fame and unfortunate legacies. Plus, we pay our respects to Dustin Diamond (AKA Screech,) dream up our ideal fast-food franchise, and critique the Rafael Nadal wannabes at Equinox who won't take off their headbands. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!   01:19 — The Insane TikTok Bagel That Exploded the Studio 07:06 — Frozen Yogurt Culture 11:37 — Ozempic is Ruining the Alcohol Business 17:16 — What Foreigners Actually Think of American Snacks 21:32 — Grown Men Wearing Headbands 24:51 — AI Store Greeters 28:02 — Why It’s Actually Tacky to Drive a $330,000 Rolls-Royce 34:16 — Wingstop Hates Me 36:31 — Cheesecake Factory’s Misguided PR Stunt 46:43 — Is Your Handmade Gift Secretly Ruining Your Relationship? 52:29 — The Reason Child Actors Struggle to Escape Their Past 56:31 — 80-Year-Olds on City Bikes are a Menace 58:01 — The Dumbest Airplane Interaction in History Write us! Send your messages to ⁠goodguyspodcast1@gmail.com⁠  Sponsors: Visit ⁠www.xyzal.com⁠ for more information For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit ⁠Nutrafol.com⁠ and enter promo code GOODGUYS10 If you’re looking for a better way to season and prepare everyday meals, you really need to try Diamond Crystal® Kosher Salt, a chef trusted, additive free salt made with light, flaky crystals for easy control, available online and nationwide at your favorite stores like Target, Kroger, Albertsons and more. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. For more of the Good Guys, follow along at: Josh: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shuapeck TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshpeck YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@joshpeck Ben: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/boywithnojob TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@boywithnojob_ Good Guys Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-guys/id1640156422 https://open.spotify.com/show/6bcrqJ6ziTaiLbIgcDXOV7 Produced by Dear Media. Follow Dear Media: Listen: https://dearmedia.com/shows/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dearmediastudio/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dearmedia Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/company/dear-media Shop Dear Media: https://shop.dearmedia.com/ ABOUT DEAR MEDIA Dear Media is the largest podcast network focused on amplifying women’s voices and audiences. Founded in 2018, DM hosts 80+ podcasts fronted by top-tier talent and has a following of more than 60M across social channels. DM is building the podcast incubator of the future through a 360-degree business model, providing unparalleled support from concept to editorial, production, distribution, and commerce extensions. Due to its highly engaged and vast consumer audience, the network attracts global brands and digital savvy partners.