The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about meeting Parker Posey. The guys talk about the women they find hottest. You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut! The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w