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Sebastian Maniscalco
“we just saw a clip of Sebastian Maniscalco hosting the VMAs the Video Music Awards”
Pete Davidson
“they wanted a comedian would have been like Pete Davidson”
Bobby Kelly
“it was like Bobby Kelly hosts the MTV Music Awards”
Cardi B
“hey cardi B does that stand for hepatitis B you're a dirty [ __ ]”
Shawn
“hey Shawn Mendes is here we know you're gay”
Lizzo
“hey Liz Loza in the backstage putting her diabetic boots on get ready to perform”
Lil Nas X
“Lil Naz X is here your hey it's a reverse situation”
Miley Cyrus
“have your daughter's at pansexual bipolar schizophrenic”
Andrew Schulz
“I just called Andrew Schultz I was like what do you do in that situation”
Jimmy Fallon
“that's where you bring out the Jimmy Fallon dumb [ __ ]”

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159 - Bomb Disney World

151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber

147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)

157 - Cancel Your Family

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