Support the boys and get a WILD extra episode every week for $5/month on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod), Spotify (https://spoti.fi/3NAm8iZ) or Apple Podcasts (https://www.apple.co/socks) The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs. Michael's tour dates: Dayton, OH: Jan 25 Columbus, OH: Jan 26-27 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 9-10 Ontario, CA: Feb 22-24 Minneapolis, MN: Feb 28 Milwaukee, WI: Feb 29 Tickets at https://www.blaucomedy.com - 0:00 - Studio JO, Man of the hauuuus, Taskrabbit meat beat 09:49 - Pluto ran away, Hot sauce fingering, Spicy roleplay 33:13 - Santa interview, Santa's a fed??, Naughty list 41:35 - Good girl wishlist, Mrs Claus positions, Santa p*rn, Sleigh head 48:53 - Mall santa economics, Kardashian xmas, Santa confession Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.