Be sure to support our clips pages! 👉 @HeyBabepod MERCH IS HERE: https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe @chrisdcomedy is joined by @JoeSantagato in the new studio!!! SAL IS BACK............NOT! What is going on in Qatar? When Joe first met Chris. Shout out little people! Can you opt out of being a lil person in the womb? Al Roker hates Chris and we hope he feels better. A really strange city is being built in the desert of Saudi Arabia. Chris thinks Joe is Puerto Rican! The babes talk Guy Court memories. What is dad bod and mom bod? Is Dad bod hot? Chris has zero s3x drive and its been 3 weeks since he C*M*. NYC is now paying people to kill rats in Manhattan. HOW IS PUTIN ALIVE?!?! Would you wanna be really really jacked? Cash needs to go, it's too annoying. Chris is always sick these days! Ignorance is bliss without social media. Chris talks about the most insecure man on Earth! Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! Support the sponsors to support the show betterhelp.com/heybabe download the doordash app and use code HEYBABE22 Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nopreshpodcasts 00:00 Intro w Chrissy! 00:40 Joe Thought Sal Was going to Be here! 2:00 No Signal But Career Going Well 3:55 Protect Your Ankles 5:20 Chrissy City not Suburbs 6:03 No 5’1” Guys 10:31 Tastebuds vs The Basement Yard 13:26 Cristiano Ronaldo’s Replacement is HOT! 15:24 Undercover Latino 17:09 MTV Then vs The Boys Now 21:13 A Sexual Chrissy 25:33 Rappers Aren’t Safe Again 26:57 Ads Babe! 30:25 Volodymyr Zelenskyy Man of the Year! 31:14 The Basement Yard vs Tastebuds pt 2 32:13 New Job to Kill All NYC Rats 34:03 Racial Ambig 35:40 Mister Rodgers Secrets? 37:20 Lou Ferrigno 38:13 Crypto Guys? 39:34 One Kid vs Two 40:14 Mobile Pukes 42:35 Ignorance is Bliss 43:40 Chrissy is Always Sick Around Joe 45:12 Over a Mill - Shush up 46:15 Where is Mrs. Clause 47:35 Joe Rogan Calls out The Rock 48:48 What is Ryan Seacrest up to? 50:40 Does Joe Cook? 52:08 World’s Most insecure Man 54:05 Chrissy Messages Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast #JoeSantagato