He thinks that keeping a cake as a birthday treat at home is a normal and acceptable practice.

“I ordered it last night as a treat slice of cake yeah why is that so outrageous that's why I've never ordered a slice of cake cupcakes cookies ice cream Snickers bars a slice of cake”

He considers washing a hat in a dishwasher to be an insane and inappropriate practice.

“she washes her hats in the dishwasher what the hell yeah what kind of hats does she have just like hats she wears on the beach or whatever like a Philly hat yeah she's got a Philly hat do she likes the fight she has hats she had a fling with the fanatic one year yeah your mother doesn't wear a hat”