Bert expresses an intense, irrational, and paralyzing fear of clowns and balloons.

“I don't know I have no idea I have no idea is it is because the condom broke that one time I don't know oh no it was way before that I was a kid I would never watch that [ __ ] movie hey just do me a favor for real promise me he's not coming back he's not sweating it's and why don't you like clown y”

The speaker fears having girls see them at their lowest point.

“Girls surrounding me at my worst. Bro. Damn. Girls surrounding me at my worst. Yeah. Now that can mean anything. It can mean anything. And it's just like [ __ ] Why are they here? Yeah. Why they see me at this low point in my life?”

The speaker fears being tortured for information they do not possess.

“That I'll be tortured for information that I don't even have. That I don't even have. Wow. Wow. That's funny. That gave me a headache. That's funny. Told you information I don't even have.”