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Glenn Howerton suggests cars should be constructed as giant, clear, round rubber balls to increase safety during collisions.

“I'm like why are cars not like just giant round rubber balls you know like like why didn't we do that so like it's like sorry I ran into you good thing we just bounced off each other”

The Always Sunny Podcast · Jun 2022 · 1 episode · 505K views on this topic

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