The amount of wetness a person experiences while moving through rain depends on the interaction between the time spent in the rain and the cross-sectional area exposed to falling drops.

“If you go slowly right okay then the rain just accumulates if you run fast then you're running into raindrops okay okay so while I did not arrive at a definitive answer I arrived at an answer okay okay all right it depends how fat your head is and what your cross-section frontal body is right”