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Humans should not expect to be treated with kindness by aliens if they ever encounter one.
“if an alien got to rely on us for kindness, that nigga's dead. >> Ain't no ain't no ain't going to be no ET al none of that [ __ ] None of that macking me.”
The 85 South Comedy Show · Nov 2025 · 1 episode · 20K views on this topicAliens likely possess superior technology that would easily overpower human defensive measures.
“If we got switches on Earth, wait till you see what they got, [ __ ] They got some [ __ ] Flip your body inside out.”
The 85 South Comedy Show · Nov 2025 · 1 episode · 20K views on this topicThe ocean is the most plausible origin for potential alien activity on Earth.
“Come on, man. Ellie is more likely coming from the goddamn ocean. Cuz them crabs hit the water like it's no problem. And they come up out that water like it's no problem.”
The 85 South Comedy Show · Nov 2025 · 1 episode · 20K views on this topicPositions are extracted from transcripts by a model and may misattribute who said what. Every quote links to the episode it came from.