The Miami mayoral race is a chaotic and dysfunctional contest that resembles a third-world election.

“Now, Roy, there has been these mayoral forums, debates, whatever you want to call them. And dude, they have been outright cockfights. I mean >> Oh, really? >> absolutely >> The fighting with [ __ ] just absolutely classic. I mean, I just >> [sighs and gasps] >> And I we put some highlights together ”