Sleeping in jeans is lazy and poor social etiquette.

“I got into the bed with my cargo pants on that's insane dude I would divorce you immediately they're comfy sometimes I'd like it no you're just it's lazy no yes okay defensive Dan no I swear to God they're so worn in perfectly they're basically sweat”

Brushing one's teeth before bed is not necessary.

“brush your teeth before you go to bed every night no every night absolutely not”