PewDiePie claims that one cannot fully appreciate dad jokes until they become a parent.

“it's true nobody gets dad jokes until they become a dad then you're just like wow I didn't think I could laugh this much how's it possible”

Parents often suffer from back pain caused by activities associated with caring for their children.

“they don't tell you they say hey get a kid it'll be fun they don't tell you they [ __ ] up their back every goddamn time can't you just poop like normal why do you have to make it go everywhere Me and Mar even have a song uh shut up my back I shut up my back”

He claims that feeding children dog food or tuna fish is an appropriate parenting choice.

“you do that or tuna fish i'm not too sure i think it maybe yeah here you go son here i got your meal ready for you oh yeah delicious dinner do you want it sweetie”