The host who requires guests to use provided transportation to ensure they leave on time at the end of an event is brilliant.

“I'll tell you what right there that person is to be admired their event planning skills put on a pedestal because here's the thing I don't care where you are or what you're doing you've got a few lingerers always they just want to make it go on but this is like you're not an [ __ ] because you want ”

A show's cancellation due to lack of permits is unprofessional.

“But that's but that's unprofessional in my opinion.”

Strict medical and scheduling requirements, including EKGs for those over 36 and mandatory pregnancy tests for women, are enforced to ensure a safe event.

“If you're 36 and over, I need a EKG in hand. If I don't have a EKG in hand on the physical day, you will not fight. All women, you will have to be ready to provide me with a pregnancy test.”

He emphasizes the importance of following a strict schedule for social and work activities.

“I like to have fun on a schedule.”

Hosting social gatherings at one's own home is undesirable because it makes the host feel like a hostage who cannot leave.

“and that's honestly that's why I don't host stuff at my house when like we have book club or majon or whatever I don't want to host it at my house because I want to be able to leave when I'm ready to go”

Dax Shepard advocates for small, low-budget weddings like courthouse ceremonies instead of expensive, stressful events.

“This is why I'm a big proponent of the courthouse. Everybody, you go down there, you walk in, you walk out, then take a nice old trip.”