Emily intends to focus on strengthening her mental game and reading inspirational books to improve her life skills.
“I want to like make my mental game stronger. >> Why' you just hit your head like that? [laughter] You're like, I want to >> Me, too. So, I want to start reading like inspirational books.”
HAHA Podcast · Dec 2025 · 1 episode · 313K views on this topicErica is committing to a more consistent exercise routine, specifically aiming for two leg days and at least one cardio/back day per week.
“My goal is to do at least two legs. >> More than four times. >> No, two. Yes. More than four times. Two leg days a week. At least two days. Two leg days a week. And then fit in at least one cardio and back day.”
HAHA Podcast · Dec 2025 · 1 episode · 313K views on this topicEvelyn argues that specific goals do not ultimately matter compared to maintaining a positive state of mind and happiness.
“But at the end of the day, goals don't matter. And >> goals don't matter >> because what matters is the state of your mind and happiness.”
HAHA Podcast · Dec 2025 · 1 episode · 313K views on this topicBob believes that individuals should pay for their own gym memberships rather than relying on others.
“If you're getting in shape, you're paying for how you get in shape. That's the deal. You don't ask someone else to pay for your gym membership so you can start working out in the new year.”
Distractible Podcast · Jan 2026 · 1 episode · 264K views on this topicWade aims to walk 365 miles over the course of 2026, averaging a mile a day to ensure he meets the goal.
“My goal, my resolution is I want to walk 365 miles in 2026. Obviously, a mile a day, but the point being, if I have to miss a day, it's not like, "Dah, I [ __ ] it all." It's like, "Okay, well, now I have to make that mile up, right?"”
Distractible Podcast · Jan 2026 · 1 episode · 264K views on this topicZach claims his new year's resolution is to improve his style and dressing habits.
“i see on your um your new year's resolutions is to uh dress better i'm dressing a lot better”
Dropouts Podcast · Jan 2022 · 1 episode · 148K views on this topicThe speaker expresses skepticism toward traditional New Year resolutions and suggests they should be abandoned in favor of small, manageable improvements.
“you don't got to reinvent yourself gang you know what you got to do you got to hydrate yourself”
Are You Garbage · Jan 2024 · 1 episode · 136K views on this topicThe speaker admits to setting resolutions to eat healthier and reduce alcohol consumption, while acknowledging that he rarely follows through on these promises.
“I'm going to have my ducks in a row in 2024 I'm going to be eating right get off the heaters cut back on the sauce and I've been telling you the same [ __ ] for 3 years ain't happening”
Are You Garbage · Jan 2024 · 1 episode · 136K views on this topicExtracted by a model; may misattribute who said what.
Complete months · first on record Jan 2022