Tim Dillon believes the birthday cake flavor trend was a hollow, chemical attempt to distract from economic hardship.

“Nothing's a party. Here comes the birthday cake flavor. Oh, there's sprinkles in it. Is it your birthday? No, I'm actually living in hell.”

Trader Joe's is a trashy store despite its appearance.

“I got to be honest with you. Trader Joe's is just as trashy as all of them. It's just hidden under Hawaiian shirts and and and and nice brown uh shopping bags.”

Funeral attire should be casual and messy rather than formal because it is a depressing occasion.

“It is strange at a funeral you wear a suit to because it's a depressing day. You should dress shitty, don't you? You should have like stains on your sweatpants and [ __ ] Like I'm so sad. I couldn't put a suit on.”

Using self-checkout at a grocery store without paying for every item is justified because the customer is performing labor for the store.

“if I'm doing the work, I'm going to take a little little tip.”

Angie expresses frustration with businesses that use self-service kiosks as an opportunity to pressure customers into purchasing memberships.

“Number one spot is at my car wash. I go into the self-service and the guy runs over and tries to upsell me on a membership. Then it happened again at the cleaners. I'm like, I'm just checking out. I'm getting my clothes. I'm checking out. And they come over and want me to buy a bit like a package ev”

She believes the societal obsession with purchasing and collecting Stanley cups is irrational and cult-like behavior.

“I have had it up to my eyeballs with these Stanley Cups I love love love love my Stanley Cup it is a cult it is a fetishist cult it's unbelievable the garbage that people send me on Instagram”

Mall culture is nostalgic and served as a place for youth to hang out.

“see Nick and I grew up in Mall culture we were kind of Mall Rats growing up”

Malls provided a location for young people to spend time together.

“see Nick and I grew up in Mall culture we were kind of Mall Rats growing up”