People who do not find farting funny are likely pedophiles.

“Simon we've covered this probably every other episode for the last seven years but you're exactly right people not laughing at farts is they're pedophiles those are pedophiles the only time you don't laugh at a fars you're thinking about trapping a kid”

Farting is a humorous, universal human experience that should be embraced rather than criticized.

“and I think farts are funny because even the person doing it doesn't know what it's going to sound like it's always a pleasure that's true and if they don't stink it's a win-win and mine don't stink for some reason and they're very long so uh I I I met my match you might be the chosen one”