The Catholic Church should replace communion wafers with extra toasty Cheez-Its as a reminder of hell.

“So like when they have the communion wafer, they're reminded of hell. Right. Where you could go. That's powerful. I like that. See, see, see, when you have a little flavor, so spice in your life, you burn.”

The Catholic Church is old and boring and should distribute prunes as communion wafers.

“And since they're so old, I think that they should just give out prunes as they're communion wafers. You know, I don't think they deserve something fun and young and cool.”