Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys try to figure out the best way to close p*rn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of friend zoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH?? - Trevor's Tour Dates: Boulder, CO: Dec 8 Fort Collins, CO: Dec 9 Oklahoma City, OK: Dec 10 Tulsa, OK: Dec 11 New Haven, CT: Dec 16 Atlantic City, NJ: Dec 17 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 18 Las Vegas, NV: Jan 6 Ft. Lauderdale, FL: Jan 27 Charleston, SC: Jan 28 Asheville, NC: Jan 29 Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael's Tour Dates: San Diego, CA: Jan 5-7 Raleigh, NC: Jan 13-15 Jacksonville, FL: Jan 26-28 West Palm Beach, FL: Feb 9 Tampa, FL: Feb 10-12 Virginia Beach, VA: Feb 17-18 Miami, FL: Mar 2 Orlando, FL: Mar 3-4 St. Louis, MO: Mar 23-25 Tickets at https://www.blaucomedy.com - Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off anything at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com and use promo code SOCKS for an instant deposit match up to $100.