We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and hear from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). Michael's tour dates: Dayton, OH: Jan 25 Columbus, OH: Jan 26-27 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 9-10 Ontario, CA: Feb 22-24 Minneapolis, MN: Feb 28 Milwaukee, WI: Feb 29 Tickets at https://www.blaucomedy.com Trevor's tour dates: SLC, UT: May 30-June 1 Miami, FL: June 21-23 Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com - - Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks