Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Head to http://Factormeals.com/mystery50off and use code mystery50off to get 50% off. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, comedian Ryan Long joins the boys for a deep dive into neuro-linguistic programming, Jehovah's Witnesses, false prophets, and whether the film industry itself is one giant psychological operation. The investigation quickly spirals into Terry Crews' alleged goon lore, Kabbalah, German filmmaker Uwe Boll, Bono, the Pope's wardrobe, Etsy witches, George Bush's wife's mysterious jar, and the hidden genius of J.J. Abrams. The mysteries only get stranger as the conversation expands into FLDS cults, consciousness transfer, the Franklin scandal, Cecil Rhodes, and a brand-new mysterious discovery that somehow ties everything together. Ryan attempts to keep up while Kurt and Duncan connect dots that probably weren't meant to be connected. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_009 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:05 - The Works of Mystery 00:01:59 - Ryan Long's Mys-Understanding 00:03:34 - Neuro Linguistic Programming 00:04:47 - Kurt Metzger Knocking Doors As A Jehovah Witness 00:08:30 - The False Prophet Jacket 00:10:14 - Who Are The Jehovah Witness People? 00:13:21 - The Film Industry Is A Lie 00:18:00 - Terry Crews, OG Gooner 00:24:10 - Kabbalah Kurt 00:42:58 - German Director Uwe Boll 00:47:16 - Bono and U2 00:49:46 - Why Does The Pope Dress Like That? 00:51:18 - The Witches Of Etsy 00:56:39 - George Bush's Wife's Special Jar 01:03:47 - The Genius Of JJ Abrams 01:08:01 - The FLDS Cult leader 01:15:17 - Transferring Consciousness 01:26:39 - The Franklin Scandal 01:34:56 - Cecil Rhodes 01:45:15 - A New Mysterious Discovery 01:56:26 - Weiner Gets Yelled At By Trans