Watch every episode ad-free & uncensored on Patreon: https://patreon.com/dannyjones Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer host of "The Derp with Kurp" podcast & "The Mystery Boys" podcast with Duncan Trussell. SPONSORS https://whiterabbitenergy.com/?ref=DJP - Use code DJP for 20% off. EPISODE LINKS @kurtmetzgercomedy https://kurtmetzgercomedy.com FOLLOW DANNY JONES https://www.instagram.com/dannyjones https://twitter.com/jonesdanny LISTEN ON Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4VTLG0HiIZaCjH9gE6NFPq Apple - https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/id1441238966 OUTLINE 00:00 - Cannibalism & the sacred hermaphrodite 05:13 - Tavistock Medical Center 07:42 - The "super users" 08:44 - Spencer Pratt sponsored by Zionists 14:47 - Non-human intelligence are parasites 22:27 - Kurt on Professor Dave & psuedo-science 24:55 - Gender-affirming care 28:03 - Sigil magic & the American religious experiment 31:18 - Wars are giving us LESS freedom 32:37 - Israel is paying influencers 33:48 - The Trump shooting was fake 39:58 - Occult words with double meanings 41:40 - White House ball room & Solomon's Temple 46:25 - Meeting Eric Weinstein 48:27 - Dave Portnoy & Pizzagate 51:11 - We would lose a war with Iran 54:47 - The missing UFO scientist 01:00:28 - Pokemon are demons 01:01:19 - "They were always going to kill Charlie Kirk" 01:03:33 - The alien deal that Eisenhower made 01:05:31 - Dark history of Rhodes Scholars 01:08:40 - How Kurt uses Grok 01:11:09 - The book Jeffrey Dahmer's dad wrote 01:14:15 - The biblical blood ritual 01:18:26 - Mormon Monarch 01:23:17 - The Serpent Race 01:28:54 - Jehovah's Witness vs. other religions 01:34:37 - Celebrities who faked their deaths 01:47:40 - Project Gestalt 01:48:48 - Drugstore Cowboy & heroin rituals 01:51:28 - CIA is like an occult society 01:57:47 - Ashkenazi sp*rm recovery 02:04:02 - The inner circle of Mormonism 02:13:12 - Hunter Biden's tattoos 02:14:48 - MK Monarch 02:18:51 - Digital borders 02:22:18 - Scott Horton's blind spot 02:25:07 - Robert Sapolsky's view on free will 02:32:59 - Ancient Dionysian cults 02:36:08 - Graham Hancock is Luciferian 02:38:12 - Hunter S. Thompson's snuff films 02:46:11 - Psychedelics + the catholic church 02:47:27 - Kurt's experience with kratom 02:54:11 - "Consciousness is radio stations" 02:58:52 - Kurt on Ammon Hillman 03:03:24 - We're missing 300,000 children 03:07:58 - U.S. gave Iran their nuclear reactor 03:14:54 - Knights Templar