Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. https://bluechew.com - Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://Quince.com/mom. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. - Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/ymh Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping. Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges. Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 875 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package 00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones 00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again 00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update 00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update 00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget 00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House 00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips 00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline 00:43:32 - Ian Do 00:44:31 - TikToks 00:49:35 - Wrap Up