New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Theo takes calls from listeners who have gotten "big wins" recently, talks about what goes down in Hampton Inns and helps out a soldier leaving the military figure out his next step in life. Plus, Theo surprises a hard-working, single mom and her kids with a FaceTime call. New Merch: theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. This episode is brought to you by: Super Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/THEP use promo code THEO for 20% OFF ShipStation: https://shipstation.com use promo code THEO for 2 months FREE shipping Manscaped: https://manscaped.com/THEO for 20% off and free shipping Helix Sleep: https://helixsleep.com/THEO for up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Music: “Runs in the Family” - Matthew Koziol “Baptise Me” - Robert Randolph and the Family Band Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ 0:00 - Get Wet For Summer 0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford 2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol 3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas 6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock 8:34 - Buying Azaleas 10:01 - Growing Up 14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates 15:41 - Chattanooga 18:15 - Gay Rumors 22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions 25:10 - Nude Saunas 34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep 39:50 - This Next Year 42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins” 57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped 1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression 1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes 1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself 1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission 1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military 1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band