Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto. - Trev's tour dates: Irvine, CA: Mar 28 Ontario, CA: Apr 4 Brea, CA: Apr 11 Long Beach, CA: Apr 25 San Francisco, CA: May 17-19 Tickets + more dates at https://www.trevorwallace.com Michael's tour dates: Cleveland, OH: Mar 15-16 Portland, OR: Mar 29 Seattle, WA: Mar 30 Vancouver, BC: Mar 31 Niagra Falls, ON: Apr 12 Uncasville, CT: Apr 13 Tickets + more dates at https://www.blaucomedy.com - Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a first deposit match up to $100 with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks -