Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/date - use promo code SPACE80 - Chime is not just smarter banking, it is the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. https://chime.com/date Comedian Chris Porter joins Lauren Compton on First Date for one of the funniest episodes yet. Chris opens up about leaving Los Angeles after a breakup, why Kansas City suits him better, his dating preferences, and why he thinks younger comedians have gotten too soft. The conversation goes completely off the rails with debates about sativa vs. indica, Lauren's microdosing routine, Facebook Marketplace finds, working as a mall cop before stand-up, stealing from old jobs, drinking with your parents as an adult, mani-pedis for men, and the closest Chris has ever come to getting married. First Date Ep. 157 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:11 - Leaving LA After A Breakup 00:03:20 - Meeting People in Kansas City 00:06:36 - Chris's Type 00:09:17 - The Younger Comedians Are Too Soft 00:16:56 - You CAN Drink During Pregnancy 00:19:22 - We Love Facebook Marketplace 00:20:15 - Sativa VS Indica 00:25:25 - Lauren's Microdose Method 00:28:32 - Going Out With His Parents To Drink Still 00:30:33 - Careers Outside Of Standup 00:33:09 - Craziest Mall Cop Story 00:37:41 - Stealing 00:38:08 - The Closest You've Come To Being Married 00:44:39 - Getting Pedicures As A Man