Less than one week in, the 2026 FIFA World Cup is already delivering surprises. Trevor and his football frenemy Joe Opio discuss Germany's 7-1 rout of Curaçao, whether Mexico beat South Africa or South Africa lost to Mexico and why those aren't the same thing, and a statement win from the US against Paraguay. They also dive into the ways football is borrowing from basketball, hand out some early flowers (and a few early critiques), and try to figure out what we've actually learned from a tournament that seems determined to keep everyone guessing. If you haven't already.... Subscribe to the channel here: http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah Or follow the podcast on your other favorite platforms... SiriusXM Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/WhatNowOnApplePodcasts Spotify - https://bit.ly/WhatNowOnSpotify 0:36 - Intro: Welcome to Week One of the 2026 FIFA World Cup 2:11 - Germany's Statement Win vs. Curaçao (7-1) 5:28 - Mexico vs. South Africa: Did South Africa Beat Itself? 7:38 - Japan Holds Its Own Against the Netherlands 8:29 - Team USA's Stunning Performance & the Pochettino Effect 10:18 - Can USA Handle the Target on Their Backs? 13:04 - Türkiye's Shocking Loss to the Socceroos 19:31 - The Low Block & How Football Has Changed 26:17 - Ayoub Bouhaddi & Morocco's 18-Year-Old Masterclass vs. Brazil 33:26 - Mid-Roll: Verizon Sponsor Break 34:44 - Which Teams Should Be Worried? (Brazil, England & More) 37:50 - England's Cursed Week: Stolen Kits, Tornadoes & a Tough Group 40:20 - Best Player Story of Week One 42:07 - Best Celebration: Quiñones' Iconic Goal Dance 43:31 - The New York Knicks Championship & World Cup Vibes 48:23 - New York City: The Greatest Sports City in the World 55:45 - Most Anticipated Games of Week Two 56:55 - Off-Field Stories: FIFA's Language Rules & Senegal's Fans 58:47 - Outro