A hot dog is a sandwich.

“A hot dog is a sandwich.”

A food product is no longer bread if it is modified by rolling or filling in a way that makes it resemble a canoli.

“even if it literally is bread by definition if it begins to resemble a canoli it's no longer bread”

The Ticket claims that chocolate chip cookies are generally not suitable as a dessert menu option in restaurants unless they are served in a skillet.

“I would never in a million years unless I'm a diner I would never in a restaurant put cookies on the menu not to say that I don't like cookies I just don't think they belong on a dessert menu for me that's my preference but cheesecake yes if you do ticket you make a very good point if you do the ski”

Eating non-food items like deodorant, dog food, or potting soil during childhood is considered garbage behavior.

“I never really ate anything weird you ate your mom's deod oh yeah that's right [ __ ] and dog food and dog food a little dirt too”

He defends himself against the accusation of being a paste eater by claiming he never did it.

“I was never really a big Pace guy just sitting there on the buzz you guys got did did you just defend your eating habits by saying you didn't eat paste”