A couch that does not have handles or armrests is poorly designed.

“you can't have a cou out handles oh look look there's B you you can [ __ ] you're sitting on that and you [ __ ] fall off that couch man”

The most annoying furniture to assemble is chairs, specifically because the process is often needlessly overcomplicated.

“the worst one by far was the ikea chairs and they're like it's like four pieces and they just over complicate the [ __ ] out of it for no reason”