She thinks roommates should be required to wash dishes by hand rather than using a dishwasher.

“I just don't understand what the issue is it's all Vicki's issue they run that like 24 hours a day and it prevents me from doing my laundry but most of all like you have to pay the water bill”

Josh Thomas maintains that Aaron Goodwin was entirely justified in filing for divorce after discovering his wife's murder-for-hire plot.

“Aaron absolutely did the right thing there. And honestly, the fact that he said it so politely in the filing rather than I married a crazy psycho [ __ ] who tried to kill me, uh, says a lot about Aaron.”

Both people in a failed engagement are at fault for the conflict surrounding the proposal.

“I think they're both [ __ ]”

Both individuals involved in the failed proposal are at fault.

“I think they're both [ __ ]”

Both partners in the failed proposal are at fault for the situation.

“I think they're both [ __ ]”

Lauren believes that roommates who share living spaces should keep their personal habits like washing blood-stained items out of shared kitchen equipment to maintain hygiene.

“i think everyone is a little different but like do you and your boyfriend have sex when you're on your period no so there's the like you look at a period as a really gross and dirty thing that's just you but for me maybe i was raised catholic but for me i'm just like it's literally just like this is”

Carrie claims she is not a litigious person despite having filed numerous lawsuits against her neighbors.

“I have what? I have sued like a dry cleaner for messing up a a brand new sweater.”

The federal government should employ a harsh, decisive response against left-wing activists to maintain social order.

“If you don't round these people up like the animals they are and make examples of them bouquet style, then you're only going to get more violence. You're only going to get more political challenges.”