Trisha Paytas believes that having two children is enough for her and her partner.

“we think two and done we think we're done with two for sure”

He feels it is dangerous to keep a knife block with sharp knives on the counter when there is a young child in the house.

“I've always thought it was really sketchy to just have a big block of incredibly dangerous pointy things sitting out in the open on the counter if you have kids around kids are stupid they might touch pull knock over or whatever”

Bert Kreischer feels guilty about his lack of personal change and risky behavior after becoming a father.

“I made a lot of big Bets with myself when I had a baby I was like number one uh never drinking again uh number two definitely never drink it in front of the baby number three I'm done with drugs number four never taking Xanax around the baby number five I'm going to really focus I'm going to write a”

Wade describes the experience of parenthood as slipping into a state of madness where one loses touch with reality.

“it sounds like you're like slipping into just Madness like your last bit of strings of holding on to reality are slowly being cut I mean from what I've heard that's a pretty app description of uh Parenthood”

Matt asserts that it is harder to form a close relationship with a child when they are very young and unable to interact.

“it is harder I think when they're when they're that little and you're literally just keeping a human alive to have some sort of close relationship really when they're not really able to interact with you”

Abby believes that despite the challenges, motherhood provides a sense of confidence and purpose.

“It's like this was really hard and I did that and I feel like that is why like some being a mom like while it will strip you of confidence sometimes it's also the thing that I'm most confident in”

Parents are better off being comfortable making inappropriate jokes about their sons than their daughters.

“Shiloh, it's like pure protection. I love you. I don't ever want I don't even feel comfortable joking around in any kind of like sexual uh scenario with Shiloh. But with Link, it's like immediately he's breastfeeding on my wife and I'm I'm just I'm making sounds.”

Spanking children is ineffective and socially unacceptable behavior.

“it's been proven that it doesn't work but is it illegal no it's not illegal it's like I'm good then really works for Asians it worked we were all spanked”