Easter is not a classy holiday because pastel colors are undesirable.

“but I'll tell you why Easter can kick rocks one pastels K the [ __ ] out of here”

Easter is an inherently classy holiday due to its pageantry and tradition, even if it is not personally enjoyable.

“there's a pageantry to Easter the flowers the church and stuff it it is in theory classy so we put that at number one”