She claims that her product, Strong One, is seven times stronger than average beer.

“this is Becky strong won seven times stronger than your average beer drink one and half seven times the fun”

He claims the Niki Nobs condom collection is a pioneering and revolutionary breakthrough in the sexual health industry.

“we believe that we have a product or as a products that are pioneering in a growing market”

She believes that a line of muffins themed after the Sidemen's physical characteristics will be a commercially successful business idea.

“so I thought we'd make money through this for food so introducing the sidemen muffin range”

He claims that interacting with alpacas significantly increases athletic performance.

“it increases athletic performance by 98 percent it's a fairly high percentage”

He claims that his company's sneaker-vagina hybrid shoe is a revolutionary product that bridges the footwear and sex toy industries.

“we present you with a cushy trainer yep that's right our income is income forget toad-in-the-hole this is more like code in the hole Chinook this is our revolutionary shoe with a lovely latex vagina inside it”

He claims that alpacas are essential for improving the mental health of school children through a new meditation technique.

“mental health ladies and gentlemen these our Packers have been up and down the country calming down school kids helping them focus and get the best grades possible we have invented that's right we have invented a new meditation technique that includes our Packers”