Teacher Talk You Won’t Find Anywhere Else! __ Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod __ Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, the podcast where the classroom meets comedy! I'm KC Mack, joined by the always fantastic Bri and Liz. This week, we're diving into the wild, weird, and wonderfully wacky world of things only teachers say. Trust us, you won't find these phrases in any other job! As soon as that school bell rings, the adventure begins. But let's face it, our students sometimes seem like they're on a different planet. We've got a treasure trove of classic teacher sayings, from the perplexed "Why is this wet?" to the authoritative "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!" We teachers sure have a way with words. And let's not forget the infamous "teacher look" - that one glare that can silence a room faster than turning off the lights. We're breaking down how we master our teacher's voice while keeping the class in check (and our sanity intact). Ever had to explain why eating crayons doesn't lead to colorful outcomes? Yep, we've been there too. So whether you're a teacher, know a teacher, or just love a good laugh, tune in to Teachers Off Duty and join us as we explore the unique, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of teacher talk.