Five close man friends gather around to be jailed for offensive jokes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below. HAVE FUN AND MAKE SOMETHING WITH LITTLEBITS, WITH $10 OFF: https://www.littlebits.com/official GET THE BEST BEDSHEETS EVER, WITH $20 OFF AND FREE SHIPPING: https://www.brooklinen.com/official GET THE MOST COMFORTABLE YOGA PANTS EVER WITH 20% OFF: use code OFFICIAL at https://www.betabrand.com PATREON: https://official.men/patreon MERCH: https://official.men/merch TWITCH: https://official.men/twitch Hosts: Jackson: https://official.men/Jackson Andrew: https://official.men/Andrew Charlie: https://official.men/Charlie Kaya: https://official.men/Kaya Markus: https://twitter.com/countdankulatv Chapters: 00:20 Introduction 02:22 Professional Shitposting 08:18 LittleBits *Ad* 10:23 Explanation of Count Dankula's Crimes 30:04 Masturbation 32:08 Brooklinen *Ad* 34:36 Dankula Is Undercover 44:44 Dankula's Internet Tales 56:39 BetaBrand *Ad* 59:15 Markus and Scotland 01:24:40 The Bike Lock Bandit 01:33:50 Ending The Official Podcast: YouTube: https://official.men/youtube SubReddit: https://offcial.men/reddit Soundcloud: https://official.men/soundcloud Spotify: https://official.men/spotify iTunes: https://official.men/itunes Discord: https://official.men/discord Twitch: https://official.men/twitch