THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are waxing philosophical. You never step in the same river twice is the new motto. Sal is losing weight no ozempic tho! Super Hero movies are DEAD. Succession finale was FIRE FLAMES. Spending money is an addiction that you need to keep an eye on. We are what we spend on babes! Kids are addicted to their damn devices. Why does it feel like time speeds up as you get older? What would society be without money? Could you go back to the barter system and survive. Michael Jordan vs Lebron James who is the real GOAT?! Greatest Asian of ALL time is WHO? Chris was not made to wear hats. Insane and hilarious funeral service. Ever dial 911? Who the HELL wants a pet rabbit?!?! HEY BABE! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code HEYBABE for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code HEYBABE for $20 off. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. Download the Viator app NOW and use code VIATOR10 for 10% off your first booking. One app, over 300,000 experiences you’ll remember. Do more with Viator. That’s 50% off up to $10 on a $15 min sub total, and zero delivery fees on your first order, when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code BABE2023. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102884a9c2ebffedf0a0d7b4539428&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe&not_found=1&gor=start 00:00 Philosophical Chrissy 2:26 To Many Superheros 3:45 Succession Finale Babe Review 7:00 Spending Time Not Money!! 12:50 Modern Chrissy Philosophy 17:55 Time is Slow or Fast 19:50 Ari Shaffir Fish Story 24:02 Most Valuable Item 27:50 Lebron or Jordan 29:43 Door Dash and Babe Ads 33:30 Gatorade Butterfly Affect 35:48 Greatest Asian of ALL Time 42:38 Taxidermy Funeral 45:35 Better Help Babes 47:35 Chris Can’t Wear Hats 49:15 Ever Call 911? MERCH IS HERE: https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nopreshpodcasts Be sure to support our clips pages! 👉 @HeyBabepod Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #podcast #standupcomedy