🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🎤 Follow Professor Jiang: http://youtube.com/@PredictiveHistory 🎤 Follow Big Homie CC: http://instagram.com/bighomie.cc Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: http://youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/mysteryboys - New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Professor Jiang of Predictive History makes his last podcast appearance in America before heading back to China, and the boys use the window to ask if he works for the CCP, why the singularity is the delivery system for the Antichrist system, and how many Antichrists there actually are. The investigation runs through the Andrew Wilson debate school and the $300,000 Candace Owens question, the seventh and final Rebbe, the Crusades absolution loophole, Flock cameras and the surveillance grid, the AI bubble and nationalized data centers, six hours of Mitch McConnell sitting perfectly still, and the professor's plan for world peace, which is to invade Canada. Then Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya with the biggest one yet: the eight-foot taxidermy Bigfoot he locked eyes on in a big game hunter's trophy room, the severed hand in the glass case above the fireplace, and the client's exact words — "the big old boys are real, they're out there." The mysteries keep coming with the Yeren, China's Sasquatch, why China has no cryptids and no aliens, the woman in China who says she is Jesus, growing up in a doomsday cult, the EDP445 documentary, three real exorcisms, and the black snake wrapped around your spine. Also: Waymo's sex robot fleet, the spy balloon plan, how to beat a Canadian, why George R.R. Martin can never die, and Buster ruining everything. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_016 http://instagram.com/duncantrussell http://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy http://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast http://store.ymhstudios.com Songs from this episode: http://suno.com/s/p4Rxe7Q5uh22fQfb Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537 or 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:42 - The Professor Jiang Theme Song 00:02:44 - Do you work for the CCP?' — the secret mission 00:03:45 - Poison food, tainted beef and the Argentina bailout 00:07:06 - The Andrew Wilson debate school 00:12:31 - The Wilson Shake' song 00:14:10 - Mitch McConnell sits perfectly still for six hours 00:20:03 - Sex robot Waymos 00:29:47 - The Antichrist system and the singularity 00:36:48 - Chabad, Schneerson and the end times 00:51:01 - Japan's yen carry trade and the coming collapse 01:02:09 - A plan for world peace — invade Canada 01:06:13 - Blood boys, EDP445 and Chris Chan 01:07:13 - The Lindsay Clancy trial and psych meds 01:14:17 - RIP Dolly Parton 01:16:26 - Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya 01:18:44 - The Bigfoot in the trophy room 01:30:14 - Prepping, Jesus and the Chinese Jesus rebellion 01:36:38 - The EDP445 documentary and his eclectic list 01:43:15 - Andrew Tate and humiliation rituals 01:45:36 - Wayfair, Sound of Freedom and Scientology 01:50:21 - Exorcism stories 01:54:48 - Wrap-up + Buster