He suggests that comedians often feel like imposters when they achieve high levels of success or access.

“I feel like a [ __ ] impostor and that was crazy yeah that is [ __ ] nut yeah hold it that I mean that is sick”

He observes that comedians who overindulge in alcohol often blame their illnesses on food choices rather than their drinking habits.

“I know who drinks a ton is always like I had a bad hot dog at the Soko it's like no you're you blacked out at the Soko it's not the there's always one food missile it's like oh man it must have been the chicken fingers it's like dude that's you eat chicken fingers every week”

Andrew Santino believes that couples on comedy tours should receive priority for bottom bunks.

“Kelsey Cooks you know I mean obviously bottom bunk she's awesome her boyfriend very funny guy Chad Chad Daniels both so funny but they're like we got bottom bunk we've already established well yeah they're a couple they get priority”

The speaker believes that comedians often use their personal problems with romantic partners as repetitive bits in their acts.

“people go up there and they go I've been having problem with my girlfriend lately and I see this [ __ ] talk about his problem with his girlfriend yeah he onto like girlfriend number three doing same joke cuz jokes still work”

Sebastian Maniscalco suggests that when encountering someone acting disrespectfully in public, the best approach is to belittle them in a calm manner.

“If this ever happens to any of us I would suggest that we take the Tom Cruz route y bring the man in and belittle him yeah belittle him yeah yeah why'd you do that”

Chris O'Connor admits that he once lived in an attic and stored a pizza in the bathroom for several days.

“I would order a pizza and then I would just slowly eat it over the next like four or five days.”

Billy believes that for an entertainer, dying tragically is the ultimate way to achieve immortality and become a mythic figure.

“one of the best thing a person can do in your position is to die tragically and become myth Mythic”

Joey Diaz believes that comedians should avoid becoming fake to appease the industry and should focus on maintaining a sense of personal normalcy instead.

“I avoided being a fake person. I avoided hanging out and being a certain person. I just was a North Birken guy and that's it. I just want this is a job. This is a [ __ ] job. Nothing else.”