“these guys here often pay the highest taxes and these guys pay zero taxes.”

“Taxes, dude. [ __ ] start getting nervous. They're going to bring the whole building down on me. God damn.”

“I would argue them in a full field audit. What people don't know is even in a full field audit, at the end, you're going to be sitting with a manager or even two managers and an auditor in what what we would call a closing meeting or maybe something before the closing meeting.”

“So, if you don't want to give this government any more than you legally have to, they have the balls to sponsor the show. Check out tnusa.com/crowder.”

“i want to point out that the mass vast majority of our income tax code is about how to reduce and avoid taxes not about how to pay them”

“April is tax season. Yes, that's a pretty like the first half of April. It's always bad.”