He believes movie theater signs should include instructions for men to lift the seat and avoid making a mess.

“If you're a guy, lift the [ __ ] seat up and piss and put it down when you're done. That's what the sign should actually say.”

He thinks that movie theater staff should simply call the rooms 'bathrooms' rather than using overly complicated gender-neutral signage.

“If you're going to keep doing this game, just say [ __ ] bathroom.”

Parents who bring babies to movies should leave the theater as soon as the baby starts crying.

“the second the baby cried, you have to go to the lobby and miss part of the movie. You just have to. It's just not open for negotiation.”

Parents should not bring babies into movie theaters, particularly for movies that are not aimed at children.

“Do not take your baby to a movie. That is stupid. If you don't have a babysitter, then wait for it to come out on video. Other people don't want to hear your baby in the middle of their movie.”